Nashville Surgical Instruments


The Kumar PRE-VIEW* Cholangiography

The Humor in Cholangiography

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• Patient : " So after you do this calligraphy, I will be rid of any stones?"
  Surgeon: " It is called cholangiography. No, there is no guarantee. A new stone can form.
  Patient: " How will I know?"
  Surgeon: " It is simple. If I do your surgery and you come back with a stone, it is a new stone. If somebody else did your surgery and you come back with a stone, I would say he left a stone."
  
  

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• Can you find Marilyn . . . . . . . . .in Figure 1 under "instructions for Use"? We are a small company so you can win a small dessert!
  
  

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• Top 10 Reasons for Routine Cholangiography:
  10. My lawyer wants me to do it.
  9. Thirty or so extra dollars go a long way.
  8. The lead apron used during fluoroscopy is part of my aerobic exercise routine.
  7. The lead apron used during fluoroscopy gives me a warm and gushy feeling.
  6. I like the pain... . . . . . ..I mean the challenge of cystic duct cannulation.
  5. I like to imagine that I am playing Twister during my contortions to cannulate the cystic duct.
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  1. Becomes obvious when you use the PRE-VIEW* cholangiography system from Nashville Surgical Instruments! No kidding!
  
  *Open to Suggestions: We are a small company but if we use your suggestion, we will send you a Small Dessert.
  

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It is believed, in reliable quarters of our Operating Room that entry into the heavens is rather difficult if you still have your gall...bladder and of course, if a cholangiography was performed, it is a helpful proof that the (bile) passage is clear.

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